The Ballad of A TV Pitchman: Part I

Billy Mays likes to yell
He begs you just to try his crap
His soul must be an empty shell
You’d buy it if he’d shut his trap
Billy Mays, your voice is loud
You sell the fucking Awesome Aug!!
Of this profession, you can’t be proud
Listen to you? I’ll just eat a frog
Billy Mays you noisy motherfucker
This bedazzler is worthless [...]

Why Hillary Clinton Worries Me

I am a Democrat, a Biden caucus-goer, and an Obama supporter. I admire Hillary and feel she is a respectable and accomplished politician who can best serve her goals and the needs of her followers by remaining in the senate and using her advocacy skills on a great range of issues.
1. Her single-minded independent, while [...]

Flip-Flop: The “Liberal” Media and Conservative Hypocrisy

All throughout the campaign, Barack Obama never stopped playing defense on the issue of experience. According to the McCain campaign, Obama lacked the experience, he hadn’t been tested, he was nothing more than a celebrity, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Now that he has been elected by a sweeping electoral majority, he is being tarred and feathered [...]

Edward Cullen is a Pedophile: The Twilight of American Literature

What is wrong with our society when our youth will use cliff notes for “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” but not a single one of them can resist reading a book about a vampire who falls in love with a teenager. Wow. Was Buffy really that long ago?
They are calling this the new Harry Potter. [...]