Chuck Norris: A Haiku

To live, or to die,
The choice belongs to walker,
The Texas Ranger.

A poem about Love, Loss and Redemption.

I once loved dearly a sheep,
now some might think me a creep,
but of joy, my heart was full,
when ‘ere I stroked her wool.
But tragedy soon did strike,
for she found a new shepard to like.
My spirits were lifted quite swiftly
when I met a goat.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?, A Treatise on Sexism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Seemingly a simple question about the motives of a certain farm animal and his traffic-related concerns, however, I believe this simple question, some times mistaken as a joke without a punch line, is a symbol of the institutionalized culture of gender discrimination that has endured for eons despite [...]