The Rubberband Incident, Part II: Julian’s Story

Julian’s Side of the Story
By Julian
My name is Julian not “Julie”, I am a man and Mr. Perry is a couple lifeboats short of a royal navy. Ok here is what really happened.  I was on my way to get my boss, Stephen Perry, out of jail as he had been arrested last month at [...]

Thanksgiving Sarcasm: A Haiku, A Fragment

I give much thanks for
The brutal treatment of the
Indian peoples

Sex, Drugs, and American Politics: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the republicans, Chapters 1 & 2

Part 1: “Izzy von Kessler, Pothead of the Potomac”
 
Chapter 1
Izzy.
 
“Congressman,” said the intern, “congressman, it’s time to wake up.”
“What the fuck! What time is it?” asked the congressman sleepily.
“Its 4:16, sir,” said the intern, “you must have passed out after the people dropped you, sir.”
“They dropped me,” he replied quizzically.
“Yes you were crowd-surfing and you [...]

Penguins

A poem
 
Penguins are usually black and white
They often live at the South Pole
There are few who know their plight
But, of misery, their life is full
~*~*~
Penguins do not walk but waddle
They have wings but cannot fly
They never see a ship in a bottle
Global warming will make them die
~*~*~
Polar bears have got it sweet
They have lots of [...]