Glenn Beck belongs in Arkham Asylum.

“God stalked me!…He had a giant baptismal rifle. I thwarted him. I led people astray as much as I could, but he kept putting Mormons in my way.”
These are not the words of a man who has it all together up top. These are the words of a deranged media whore, a egotistical, desperate man [...]

Sex, Drugs, and American Politics: or how I learned to stop worrying and love the republicans, Chapters 1 & 2

Part 1: “Izzy von Kessler, Pothead of the Potomac”
 
Chapter 1
Izzy.
 
“Congressman,” said the intern, “congressman, it’s time to wake up.”
“What the fuck! What time is it?” asked the congressman sleepily.
“Its 4:16, sir,” said the intern, “you must have passed out after the people dropped you, sir.”
“They dropped me,” he replied quizzically.
“Yes you were crowd-surfing and you [...]

It’s Still The Economy… And You’re Still Stupid!!

Wrote this for my school newspaper so the into is outdated, first time we got any complaints all year.
Last October, the Dow Jones Industrial Average reached an all time high of over 14,000, and today, more than a year later, it is down more that 3,000 points. In January of last year crude oil was [...]