Glenn Beck belongs in Arkham Asylum.

“God stalked me!…He had a giant baptismal rifle. I thwarted him. I led people astray as much as I could, but he kept putting Mormons in my way.”
These are not the words of a man who has it all together up top. These are the words of a deranged media whore, a egotistical, desperate man [...]

Governor Blagojevich: When You Give A Mouse A Cookie… Don’t Give Him The Fucking Cookie.

Wow. What can I say. When you vote for a guy that looks like the leader of a Hobbit crime family you have to be prepared for the consequences.
 
As I see things unfold, I have mixed feelings about this whole upheaval. First off, you have to admire the balls on this guy. I mean, here [...]

Why Hillary Clinton Worries Me

I am a Democrat, a Biden caucus-goer, and an Obama supporter. I admire Hillary and feel she is a respectable and accomplished politician who can best serve her goals and the needs of her followers by remaining in the senate and using her advocacy skills on a great range of issues.
1. Her single-minded independent, while [...]

Flip-Flop: The “Liberal” Media and Conservative Hypocrisy

All throughout the campaign, Barack Obama never stopped playing defense on the issue of experience. According to the McCain campaign, Obama lacked the experience, he hadn’t been tested, he was nothing more than a celebrity, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Now that he has been elected by a sweeping electoral majority, he is being tarred and feathered [...]

Sex, Drugs and American Politics: Chapter 3

Chapter 3
Fundraising.
Izzy and Billy caught a plane back to California to meet with one of Izzy’s greatest fundraisers, Dr. Thomas J. Foolery M.D., head of the Cannabis Research Center, and owner of “The Spliff Skiff”, an aptly-named cruise ship that caters to Willie Nelson fans. When they landed, they drove to a large beachside bohemian [...]

It’s Still The Economy… And You’re Still Stupid!!

Wrote this for my school newspaper so the into is outdated, first time we got any complaints all year.
Last October, the Dow Jones Industrial Average reached an all time high of over 14,000, and today, more than a year later, it is down more that 3,000 points. In January of last year crude oil was [...]