Glenn Beck belongs in Arkham Asylum.

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“God stalked me!…He had a giant baptismal rifle. I thwarted him. I led people astray as much as I could, but he kept putting Mormons in my way.”

These are not the words of a man who has it all together up top. These are the words of a deranged media whore, a egotistical, desperate man who needs to feel important and powerful for badly that he has created so many personal delusions that in his eyes, he is a Messiah for the modern age. His recent “populist” movement intent on “taking back the government” is a fucking crazy fuck idea. It is a denial of reality that boggles the mind.

If you go to his holy crusade’s website (and I encourage you to do so, for entertainment purposes of course) is a collection of almost half a million of the craziest fucking people in the nation. It really surprises me that mental hospitals allow these people Internet access.

The dumbest thing about this whole mass delusion is the claim that he is going to take the country back from “them” that Beck’s cult supposedly “surrounds”. Who are “them”? Is it Barack Obama? I don’t know about Beck’s cult surrounding him, but i know for a fact that the Secret Service does so good luck with that. Are the liberal heathens “them”? If so, then Beck and is whole fucking crazy ass cult needs to go back to first grade and learn how to count because when a majority of this country gets together and voices a common opinion, it is not an invitation to free America from the bonds of their tyrannical oppressors. The fringes of the minority cannot surround the majority. It is very literally impossible. These facts make Glenn’s noble quest nothing more that a demented and pathetic attempt to overthrow the most powerful government in the world by tilting at windmills and throwing “Tea Party’s”.

The Boston Tea Party was a protest against the British government levying taxes without allowing the colonist parlimentary representation. Their motto was “no taxation without representation” and their efforts were brave and bold and inspiring. Today almost every single american citizen (with the exception of children and criminals) has the right to vote and the priciple a majority rule is a sacred promise that is rarely broken (i.e. 2000). Glenn’s cult is not a group of noble patriots, it is an organized collection of sore losers. They have representation but they also have taxation and that makes them upset. Their motto should be “No Taxation Or We’ll Throw a Hissyfit”.

These people are dangerous only for how stupid they are and how delusional their cult leader is. This man is Jonestown Material.

Also: I found a couple of his 9 principles more than a little ironic.

3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday. (unless I’m a republican president talking to the media or an employee of NewsCorp.)

5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it. (Unless my parents are rich/politically-connected/white)

6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results. (This is surprisingly honest, although understated)

8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion. (Unless Glenn Beck agrees with authority, then you are a terrorist)

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