Entries from April 2009

Apr 05, 09

This blog has moved!!!

http://thetheblog.wordpress.com/
same blog, more cooler URL.

Apr 04, 09

Dear Girls, I’m sorry your boyfriend is a douche bag. Sincerely, Nice Guys

Dear Girls,
I’m sorry that your boyfriend is a douche bag.
I’m sorry that he kept checking out that skank with the cleavage at the party last night. I was there and I thought you were radiant; I could hardly take my eyes off of you.
I’m sorry that your boyfriend gets jealous whenever I text you while [...]

Apr 02, 09

Glenn Beck belongs in Arkham Asylum.

“God stalked me!…He had a giant baptismal rifle. I thwarted him. I led people astray as much as I could, but he kept putting Mormons in my way.”
These are not the words of a man who has it all together up top. These are the words of a deranged media whore, a egotistical, desperate man [...]