Billy Mays likes to yell
He begs you just to try his crap
His soul must be an empty shell
You’d buy it if he’d shut his trap
Billy Mays, your voice is loud
You sell the fucking Awesome Aug!!
Of this profession, you can’t be proud
Listen to you? I’ll just eat a frog
Billy Mays you noisy motherfucker
This bedazzler is worthless trash
Your customer is a gullible sucker
Your vocal cords, I’d like to slash
You want me to buy easy-off bam?
Well fuck you, you screaming cunt
I want to throw you under a tram,
Your bearded face, I’d like punt.
1 Comment
Mar 30, 09 at 5:07 pm
Nice Blog on Billy:
Congratulations on your Blog
I really like your writing style. Would you like to be a guest author on the Jacob Report? We have been voted one of the Top 100 Blogs in America, and we are assembling some of the best Blog Authors from around the web to contribute. We would like to include you as a guest author.
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Let me know as quickly as you can please.
Andy Jacob