Ed Cullen: My Poem of Dissent

Edward cullen is a pedophile
A vampire blessed with dashing
Good looks, quite a bit of guile
And a fang-toothed grin for the flashing
 
He may look innocent although I admit
He is rather gaunt and might have scurvy
But over this, don’t throw a fit
He’s actually rather pervy
 
His age advanced, of this, no lie,
He voted Hoover for President!
He shall [...]

Chuck Norris: A Haiku

To live, or to die,
The choice belongs to walker,
The Texas Ranger.

A poem about Love, Loss and Redemption.

I once loved dearly a sheep,
now some might think me a creep,
but of joy, my heart was full,
when ‘ere I stroked her wool.
But tragedy soon did strike,
for she found a new shepard to like.
My spirits were lifted quite swiftly
when I met a goat.