Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town

My editoral for this past issue of our school paper.
It is no big secret that my dad bears a striking resemblance Santa, so you can imagine that starting around august it is next to impossible to go to a restaurant or the mall without having half a dozen kids stare, eyes glazed over, and eventually [...]

Governor Blagojevich: When You Give A Mouse A Cookie… Don’t Give Him The Fucking Cookie.

Wow. What can I say. When you vote for a guy that looks like the leader of a Hobbit crime family you have to be prepared for the consequences.
 
As I see things unfold, I have mixed feelings about this whole upheaval. First off, you have to admire the balls on this guy. I mean, here [...]

The Rubberband Incident, Part II: Julian’s Story

Julian’s Side of the Story
By Julian
My name is Julian not “Julie”, I am a man and Mr. Perry is a couple lifeboats short of a royal navy. Ok here is what really happened.  I was on my way to get my boss, Stephen Perry, out of jail as he had been arrested last month at [...]