Part 1: “Izzy von Kessler, Pothead of the Potomac”
Chapter 1
Izzy.
“Congressman,” said the intern, “congressman, it’s time to wake up.”
“What the fuck! What time is it?” asked the congressman sleepily.
“Its 4:16, sir,” said the intern, “you must have passed out after the people dropped you, sir.”
“They dropped me,” he replied quizzically.
“Yes you were crowd-surfing and you [...]